Advice for the single ladies this Valentine's Day

The following is a serious piece of Valentine’s Day advice for single ladies:

Seize this golden opportunity to make everyone at the office jealous with a mysterious admirer scenario. A few days before Valentine’s, order a dozen red roses, some Godiva chocolate and French champagne to be delivered to you at work from “Your secret admirer.” Feign ignorance and surprise, then sit back and enjoy the attention.