Ben & Jerry's caters to Republicans

To appeal to those who believe the company is too liberal, Ben & Jerry’s has promised customers that this fall, it will be rolling out some new ice cream flavors to win back unhappy ex-customers who belong to the GOP. We got  a sneak preview of some of those flavors:

  • After Dinner Mitt
  • No We Cone-t
  • Trickle Down E-choco-mix
  • Moose tracks (that will vanish when we open our national parks to snowmobiles)
  • Deported Mexican Hot Chocolate