Ben & Jerry’s new effort to market ice cream to the GOP has been such a hit that the Vermont-based company has decided to release five more flavors targeted at this audience in the lead-up to Election Day. Here’s what is in store for us this fall:
- Chris Christie’s late night snack. Description: All of Ben & Jerry’s other flavors mixed together
- Ted Nougat Crunch
- Fudge-it Deficit
- Cherry Falwell
- Obamacare. Description: A mess of red velvet (tape), (forced premium) chocolate chips, and a budget that will bankrupt states
Also, I’d be remiss if I failed to disclose that a much less funny version of this has been done before.