More Ben & Jerry's flavors for the GOP

Ben & Jerry’s new effort to market ice cream to the GOP has been such a hit that the Vermont-based company has decided to release five more flavors targeted at this audience in the lead-up to Election Day. Here’s what is in store for us this fall:

  • Chris Christie’s late night snack. Description: All of Ben & Jerry’s other flavors mixed together
  • Ted Nougat Crunch
  • Fudge-it Deficit
  • Cherry Falwell
  • Obamacare. Description: A mess of  red velvet (tape), (forced premium) chocolate chips, and a budget that will bankrupt states

Also, I’d be remiss if I failed to disclose that a much less funny version of this has been done before.